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Zombie Apocalypse In Miami?
Have you seen the news lately?
“A naked man in Miami, FL was found eating the face off of another naked man.”
Wait…what?
Yes. And then a police officer yelled to him to stop, and the “zombie man” turned to the police officer with flesh hanging from his mouth, growled at the cop then returned to his meal.
WHAT???
Yes. So the cop fired at the “zombie man” who pretty much ignored it, so the cop fired 5 more shots to finally kill the flesh eating man. The victim is still in the hospital with 75% of his face chewed off and hospital officials are not releasing any information.
Why not???
“Maybe the victim is now a zombie“, is what my 14 year old said. Maybe. So is there a zombie Apocalypse underway? Well, if I was a doctor/nurse/hospital worker and the victim became a zombie, I would be selling that story faster than you can say “twenty million” along with the iPhone pics to TMZ and finding the most remote island to build my new zombie-free fortress. So my answer would be no, there is no zombie apocolypse because the news would be all over Facebook by now, in fact there is even The Miami Zombie on Twitter.
So why did the guy eat the face off the other guy? “Bad LSD” is what the cops say is the reason. A new form of LSD that apparently is worse than the old kind. Fabulous. All this just when I was looking forward to heading to the Florida beach this summer.
Stay safe my friends and please, just say no to bad LSD!
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KSL.com Article: 5 Twitter accounts to stay ‘in the know’
5 accounts to stay ‘in the know’
SALT LAKE CITY — The news has been around since the beginning of time.
It circulated by word-of-mouth, later by handwritten newsletters and pamphlets in early European countries, and then appearing in the 17th century in a similar form of what we now know as the modern newspaper, says Phil Barber of HistoricPages.com.
The Internet has made newspapers more accessible in recent years as well as the effects of social media which has made it possible for the news to find you.
Twitter has become a huge platform for the media to release stories and information faster and with a stronger reach to readers. With so much news and information available to the masses, which are the best to follow on Twitter?
1. @FoxNews
Join the more than 1 million fans following America’s No. 1 Cable News Network.
Fox News is one of the best American news sources available. They not only tweet the news, national and international, but you will also find news from every department at Fox: weather, business, sports, health, etc.
2. @AP
News, discussion and a behind-the-scenes look at the process from The Associated Press. Managed 24/7 by a team of editors based in NY:http://apne.ws/apstaff
If international news is more your thing, then The Associated Press is of course the most widely used and respected news sources available. Stay on top of breaking news from around the world with the AP.
3. @WebMD
WebMD provides valuable health information, tools for managing your health, and support to those who seek information.
WebMD is a great website to research illness and disease but following them on Twitter will introduce you to a whole new side of medicine: the stuff you really want to know, like “The history of chocolate“ and “Reasons why you might be forgetful“.
4. @Mashable
The largest independent news source covering Web culture, social media and tech. Updates from@mashable staff. Tweet @mashablehq for questions and comments.
For the latest news in social media, Internet, tech and gadgets, Mashable is your leading source for information. Packed full of information from the latest Apple iPhone news to videos from South Park’s OWS episode to finding jobs in social media, it’s all here.
5. @EOnline
The official E! Online Twitter for all your celebrity gossip and entertainment news, managed by@JenCady!
Celebrity gossip and entertainment news is a guilty pleasure for some and E! Online News tweets the best tidbits in Tinseltown.
There are so many news and information sources available online, depending on your interests you may like something a little more specific. Try some of these:
Sports: @ESPN
Movies: @RottenTomatoes
Politics: @NPRPolitics
Business: @BloombergNews
Weird News: @TSGNews
We at KSL like to think we are one of the best out there as well.
You can follow us at @KSLcom for Utah’s best news, sports, weather, and classifieds.












