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Zombie Apocalypse In Miami?

Have you seen the news lately?

“A naked man in Miami, FL was found eating the face off of another naked man.”

Wait…what?

Yes. And then a police officer yelled to him to stop, and the “zombie man” turned to the police officer with flesh hanging from his mouth, growled at the cop then returned to his meal.

WHAT???

Yes. So the cop fired at the “zombie man” who pretty much ignored it, so the cop fired 5 more shots to finally kill the flesh eating man. The victim is still in the hospital with 75% of his face chewed off and hospital officials are not releasing any information. 

Why not???

“Maybe the victim is now a zombie“, is what my 14 year old said. Maybe. So is there a zombie Apocalypse underway? Well, if I was a doctor/nurse/hospital worker and the victim became a zombie, I would be selling that story faster than you can say “twenty million” along with the iPhone pics to TMZ  and finding the most remote island to build my new zombie-free fortress. So my answer would be no, there is no zombie apocolypse because the news would be all over Facebook by now, in fact there is even The Miami Zombie on Twitter.

So why did the guy eat the face off the other guy? “Bad LSD” is what the cops say is the reason. A new form of LSD that apparently is worse than the old kind. Fabulous. All this just when I was looking forward to heading to the Florida beach this summer.

Stay safe my friends and please, just say no to bad LSD!

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KSL.com Article: 5 Twitter accounts to stay ‘in the know’

5 accounts to stay ‘in the know’

By Chanda Gunter, ksl.com Contributor
November 10th, 2011 @ 5:54am

SALT LAKE CITY — The news has been around since the beginning of time.

It circulated by word-of-mouth, later by handwritten newsletters and pamphlets in early European countries, and then appearing in the 17th century in a similar form of what we now know as the modern newspaper, says Phil Barber of HistoricPages.com.

The Internet has made newspapers more accessible in recent years as well as the effects of social media which has made it possible for the news to find you.

Twitter has become a huge platform for the media to release stories and information faster and with a stronger reach to readers. With so much news and information available to the masses, which are the best to follow on Twitter?

1. @FoxNews

Join the more than 1 million fans following America’s No. 1 Cable News Network.

Fox News is one of the best American news sources available. They not only tweet the news, national and international, but you will also find news from every department at Fox: weather, business, sports, health, etc.

2. @AP

News, discussion and a behind-the-scenes look at the process from The Associated Press. Managed 24/7 by a team of editors based in NY:http://apne.ws/apstaff

If international news is more your thing, then The Associated Press is of course the most widely used and respected news sources available. Stay on top of breaking news from around the world with the AP.

3. @WebMD

WebMD provides valuable health information, tools for managing your health, and support to those who seek information.

WebMD is a great website to research illness and disease but following them on Twitter will introduce you to a whole new side of medicine: the stuff you really want to know, likeThe history of chocolate andReasons why you might be forgetful“.

4. @Mashable

The largest independent news source covering Web culture, social media and tech. Updates from@mashable staff. Tweet @mashablehq for questions and comments.

For the latest news in social media, Internet, tech and gadgets, Mashable is your leading source for information. Packed full of information from the latest Apple iPhone news to videos from South Park’s OWS episode to finding jobs in social media, it’s all here.

5. @EOnline

The official E! Online Twitter for all your celebrity gossip and entertainment news, managed by@JenCady!

Celebrity gossip and entertainment news is a guilty pleasure for some and E! Online News tweets the best tidbits in Tinseltown.

There are so many news and information sources available online, depending on your interests you may like something a little more specific. Try some of these:

Sports: @ESPN

Movies: @RottenTomatoes

Politics: @NPRPolitics

Business: @BloombergNews

Weird News: @TSGNews

We at KSL like to think we are one of the best out there as well.

You can follow us at @KSLcom for Utah’s best news, sports, weather, and classifieds.

KSL.com article “5 Surefire ways to lose friends on Facebook” by: Chanda Gunter

 

Social networking has no doubt changed the way we communicate to our friends, family, co-workers and acquaintances, but what has it done for our social etiquette? Are many of us a little braver online than in person? Are we aware of our own behavior? Are we too self- involved?

Nov. 17 is known as National Unfriend Day, made famous last year by late night talk show host, Jimmy Kimmel. Here is a list of some things you can avoid doing on Facebook to dodge the threat of being unfriended.

1. Complaining

Nobody wants to hear repeatedly that you’re broke, lonely, sick, tired, out of shape, hate your job, hate your ex, or just hate life in general. It’s not that we don’t care, but you’re bringing us down, and we don’t like that feeling either.

2. Inappropriate language or behavior

Is it really necessary to use that much profanity or to post comments to deliberately upset people? Profanity, pictures of scantily clad women or your beer binging party last night is a sure fire way to get the ax … on Facebook and at work if you’re friends with your boss.

3. Politics and religion

This applies in real world social etiquette, so of course it applies online, however many people seem to forget this rule. Facebook is not the place to blast your political views; it gets old, especially when you want to argue about it. Same goes for religion — just don’t go there.

4. Posting too much

If you are one of those people who post about every little aspect in your life, you may be losing some friends soon. We don’t need to know what you just ate or that your cat coughed up a hairball. And if you are one of those people who post about every play in the football game, please stop, we have professional commentators for that.

5. Trying to sell something

Many people use their Facebook profile to sell their products or services. There is a proper amount of “selling” you can do to not be annoying, otherwise take it to your Facebook business page and leave it there, but please don’t be “that guy.”

Some honorable mentions are posting songs or song lyrics, bragging about your wonderful husband/wife/kids/job/car/house/pets/etc, sending too many event or game invites, and spam reposts — you know, repost this if yadda yadda yadda.

If you’re not sure if you are one of the people listed above, try this experiment: Before you post something on Facebook, imagine yourself in a room with 30 randomly picked Facebook friends. Would you say to them in real life what you are about to post? If you’re still not sure if what you’re posting is annoying, just ask your loyal Facebook friends.

To see the actual article on the website:

http://www.ksl.com/?sid=17907931&nid=1014&title=5-surefire-ways-to-lose-friends-on-facebook

How To Get Into Google+ (Plus)

I am having a love affair with Google+

As you may or may not know I am a social media junkie, especially when it comes to Facebook.  It was my first love.  My website was derived from the movie. My next dog was going to be named Zuck.  However…everything has a season.  A month or so ago we were all threatened with the zombie apacolypse end of the world craziness and even though it never happened, something else is now taking over the world crushing everything in it’s path. It’s name is GOOGLE.

Google has always been a beast and I have been quoted often saying “Don’t try to tame the beast that is Google“.  Maybe that is why “they” let me in.  Yes, I am now part of the elite group of Google+ users checking things out before the rest of the world is brought in.  I have made many friends including MySpace Tom. Yes MySpace Tom…you remember Tom don’t you? Everyone’s first friend on MySpace!

Well, he actually talked to me on Google+ and added me to his “friends circle”.  Everyone is on Google+ it seems…Guy Kawasaki, Mari Smith, (Myspace) Tom Anderson, Scott Monty, Sergey Brin, and even THE Mark Zuckerberg.  You could say my ego is a bit boosted and I’m having fun with it while I can :)

So what is so great about Google+???

It’s like Facebook+Twitter+LinkedIn+Skype….and then some.  AND it’s only going to get better as they make improvements like bringing on the ability to have a business side like Facebook pages.  The good news is, Google+ will only make everyone else improve their sites.  If anyone was going to take on Facebook, it had to be “The Beast” itself, Google.

There is no real science to getting “in” Google+, I really wish I could help more.  You can get on a waiting list of sorts or you can be invited by a user.  If you want in just keep trying. That is my best advise.  An invite is great but ultimately Google decides when to let you in.

Good luck, have fun, and look me up when you get there!

                      

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