Have you seen the news lately?
Yes. And then a police officer yelled to him to stop, and the “zombie man” turned to the police officer with flesh hanging from his mouth, growled at the cop then returned to his meal.
Yes. So the cop fired at the “zombie man” who pretty much ignored it, so the cop fired 5 more shots to finally kill the flesh eating man. The victim is still in the hospital with 75% of his face chewed off and hospital officials are not releasing any information.
“Maybe the victim is now a zombie“, is what my 14 year old said. Maybe. So is there a zombie Apocalypse underway? Well, if I was a doctor/nurse/hospital worker and the victim became a zombie, I would be selling that story faster than you can say “twenty million” along with the iPhone pics to TMZ and finding the most remote island to build my new zombie-free fortress. So my answer would be no, there is no zombie apocolypse because the news would be all over Facebook by now, in fact there is even The Miami Zombie on Twitter.
So why did the guy eat the face off the other guy? “Bad LSD” is what the cops say is the reason. A new form of LSD that apparently is worse than the old kind. Fabulous. All this just when I was looking forward to heading to the Florida beach this summer.
Stay safe my friends and please, just say no to bad LSD!
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~ Since it’s game six of the NBA finals between the Dallas Mavericks and the Miami Heat dinner should be simple. We are having my famous NBA Wieners and Google Doodle Noodles! We all know how to make hot dogs right? WRONG! As everyone in Texas will tell you, you should NEVER boil your wieners. Save the wiener water for the Google Doodle Noodles and grill your wieners. The Google Doodle Noodles recipe has been handed down in my family for generations!
Grandma, being a friend of LeBron James and Dirk Nowitzki wanted a quick and filling dinner before the NBA finals. Wieners are easy if grilled and not boiled! Her Google Doodle Noodle recipe is quick, easy and as follows: One package of macaroni noodles, cook as directed on the box and using the wiener water your noodles weren’t cooked in, drain and add one cup of diced Velveeta cheese. It must be Velveeta and I think there might be coupons out there for Velveeta cheese! Stir in one tablespoon of butter and two tablespoons of milk or cream, salt and pepper to taste. To bring on a little Heat add just a dash of cayenne! Viola you have Wieners and Google Doodle Noodles!
Enjoy the finals!!!!
Memorial Day weekend prompted and impromptu vacation to Clearwater, Florida and I dropped work like a bag of dirt. Not much Facebooking, Tweeting, or Linking in the past week and after a couple days of withdraw, I began to get used to the idea. I have to say, this Texas girl has never seen the pretty side of the Gulf of Mexico before, and WOW what a difference! But now back to reality, and I missed a lot this week in the social media world, so now time to catch up and get back to work. Glad to be back!